Telemarketer's Revenge: The Best Yet

08/14/2005

The following was forwarded to me; I’m not certain of the source, but what a great story. Beats the “I like Cheese” response to telemarketers hands down:

The phone rang as I was sitting down to my anticipated evening meal, and as I answered it I was greeted with “Is this Karl Brumme? Not sounding anything like my name, I asked who was calling. The telemarketer said he was with The Rubberband Powered Freezer company or something like that. Then I asked him if he knew Karl personally and why was he calling this number. I then said off to the side, “get really good pictures of the body and all the blood”, then turned back to the phone and advised the caller that he had entered a murder scene and must stay on the line because we had already traced this call and he would be receiving a summons to appear in the local courthouse to testify in this murder case. I then questioned the caller at great length as to his name, address, phone number at home, at work, who he worked for, how he knew the dead! guy and could he prove where he had been about one hour before he made this call. The telemarketer was getting very concerned and his answers were given in a shaky voice. I then told him we had located his position and the police were entering the building to take him into custody, at that point I heard the phone fall and the scurrying of his running away.